Ask Granny Smith
Tell me bout Grandpa Smith...
Anonymous

Which one, Sweetums?

Favourite apple related food?
Anonymous

Why, I love every apple the same, no matter where it came from or what it is now!

What does Draco Malfoy have to do with this argument? He's not even from he same fandom!
Anonymous

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh just accept it

THERE IS NO REASON OKAY

HE’S JUST BETTER

Yes, but that was because Apple Bloom and her friends were trying to be good and help Big Mac find LOVE. And she's just a little filly, Big Mac is- well, very big and muscly and has a deep voice.
Anonymous

Well, didn't you ever get in any trouble when you were a young filly? You can't go blaming AJ and AB because they say more than "Eeyup" and "Nnope" and actually get out there and spend time with their friends. One time AJ almost worked herself to death for the farm, and all AB wants is a cutie mark! And did you forget the time Big Mac almost got himself married?
Anonymous

As I recall, the time Big Mac was almost married was Applebloom’s fault. Just. Sayin.

Damn, you're spiteful!
Anonymous

They didn’t call me Ms. Spitfire for nothing!

NEVER. Tell me, I need justification on why Big Mac is supposedly 'better' than Apple Bloom or Applejack.
Anonymous

Well, Applejack fucks up shit all the time, with those 3 friends and her girlfriend and shit. What does Big Mac do? NOTHING.

The same with Applebloom. Have you ever seen that one video of those dumbass CMC group she has preforming? Has Big Mac ever tried to do something he wasn’t good at? At least not fucking up that royally.

What's wrong with Apple Bloom and Applejack, though?
Anonymous

sshhh just accept it

Why no art. I mean seriously.
Anonymous

Why Big Mac?
Anonymous

Take a look at your other two choices.